Reese’s Mouth

There once was an eater of Reese's 
Whose teeth went to soft little pieces,
   Then fell out completely.
   "Thank God!" he said sweetly,
"Ya don't need no teeth to eat Reese's!"



A Cradle Song

Sleep, Sleep, tender, mild,
Meaty, sweet & juicy child.
Sleep, Sleep: Sleep a sleep
Soft as is an infant sheep.

Sweet Babe, restful Lump,
Rest thy limbs & belly plump,
Jellied arms & legs & butt:
Every tender, juicy cut.

Savory, salted thou shalt be,
Season’d most deliciously.
Sleep, Sleep: Disease will both
Spoil thy meat & spoil the broth.